Friday Evening.

I just heard the new Killers song and it is UNBELIEVEABLY BALLS and I don't know why I'm even surprised. Perhaps because it is so epicly bad. It reminds me of being in Oxford with Stan and Luke, and hearing the first single off their last album on Popworld (remember those times?). It was the one that went like 'don't you want to feel my bones on your bones'. Stan was all like "It really seems to me that he has never had sex with a lady." Holla.

Had to do some filming for my local journalism module last night, so went down to the Cabot Circus shopping centre to accost people. It's incerdible just how many elderly Welsh ladies are willing to talk to about any youth wearing a stolen Billy Elliot-looking parka and oil-stained white t-shirt who happens to run up to them brandishing a camera.

I've scrubbed up better in my time.

"Um, this could be the worst song I've ever heard." Rachael RE: Guru Josh' epic symphonic dance megahit Infinity.

I'm brainstorming, sorry, mind mapping names for this zine I'm going to start. Some of them are my favourite words or expressions, some are just shit Grace made up. The shortlist is:

Poon Tang
Epic Magazine
Sailing Is Thirsty Work!
Fuck Yeah
Their Not There

Any contributions? Please, I need ideas.